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Nyx
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PostSubject: True Friendship.... lol   March 15th 2011, 5:26 pm


Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this, just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask , "Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.


And remember .... when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me. bounce

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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 15th 2011, 5:32 pm

hehehehehehehehe oh god i feel compelled to send this to my best friend do you mind at all Nyx?
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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 15th 2011, 5:33 pm

Have at it hon! lol...


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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 15th 2011, 5:36 pm

heheheheheeh thanking you xxx
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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 15th 2011, 5:37 pm

Wink anytime sweetie

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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 15th 2011, 7:16 pm

Haha I love this Smile

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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 19th 2011, 3:36 pm

This is crazy and soooo true!!! ^_^

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PostSubject: Re: True Friendship.... lol   March 21st 2011, 12:29 am

Awesome and so true!
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